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Live! is a 2007 American mockumentary film written and directed by Bill Guttentag, and starring Eva Mendes, David Krumholtz, Rob Brown, Katie Cassidy, Jay Hernandez, Eric Lively, Monet Mazur, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Missi Pyle, and Andre Braugher. The film had its world premiere at the Tribeca Festival on April 28, 2007. It was released theatrically in select international markets starting in November 2007, followed by a DVD release in the United States on December 1, 2009, by Lionsgate Home Entertainment.
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Unión Deportiva Marinaleda is a Spanish football team based in Marinaleda, in the autonomous community of Andalusia. Founded in 1986, it plays in Tercera Andaluza Sevilla, holding home games at Jornalero Stadium, with a 1,500-seat capacity.
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